the chronicles.

RT @TheIlluminati: When the pain is great enough, we will let anyone be the doctor.

Mon, 12 Sep 2011 13:10:57 -0400

RT @TheIlluminati: When the pain is great enough, we will let anyone be the doctor.

never forget.

Sun, 11 Sep 2011 06:46:25 -0400

never forget.

you know whats funny? facebook messages from freshman year of college. i was the man.

Sat, 10 Sep 2011 00:46:55 -0400

you know whats funny? facebook messages from freshman year of college. i was the man.

i’m like tom cruise, i’m the top gun.

Thu, 08 Sep 2011 12:57:14 -0400

i’m like tom cruise, i’m the top gun.

only the best for you.

Mon, 05 Sep 2011 18:39:14 -0400

only the best for you.

RT @wooburn: We never truly know who we are.

Sun, 04 Sep 2011 15:27:41 -0400

RT @wooburn: We never truly know who we are.

RT @TheIlluminati: Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get.

Sat, 03 Sep 2011 15:35:16 -0400

RT @TheIlluminati: Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get.

is there a politically correct term for threesome?

Fri, 02 Sep 2011 14:07:49 -0400

is there a politically correct term for threesome?

i wish it was the weekend.

Thu, 01 Sep 2011 09:17:53 -0400

i wish it was the weekend.

RT @bigfish_bigswag: Why does nick cannon host a show about talent….

Thu, 09 Jun 2011 15:40:04 -0400

RT @bigfish_bigswag: Why does nick cannon host a show about talent….

RT @LovesTheCrack: Kids want a water fight… use a wet brick.

Wed, 08 Jun 2011 09:43:12 -0400

RT @LovesTheCrack: Kids want a water fight… use a wet brick.

RT @THEStaceyFace: Better off home on a saturday night with all my doors locked up tight; I...

Sun, 05 Jun 2011 02:22:49 -0400

RT @THEStaceyFace: Better off home on a saturday night with all my doors locked up tight; I won’t be thinkin’ about you, baby.

RT @Tommy_Tantrum: #indicatorsofamericanstupidity Family Guy is wildly popular and in its 10th...

Sat, 04 Jun 2011 04:18:21 -0400

RT @Tommy_Tantrum: #indicatorsofamericanstupidity Family Guy is wildly popular and in its 10th season. Arrested Development was cancelle …

“and….. NO ONE FUCKING LOOKS AT YOUR WRIST” @w4rri

Fri, 03 Jun 2011 04:18:58 -0400

“and….. NO ONE FUCKING LOOKS AT YOUR WRIST” @w4rri

so nice to sleep in a house with central air. I’m in heaven.

Thu, 02 Jun 2011 05:27:10 -0400

so nice to sleep in a house with central air. I’m in heaven.

Let’s play Words With Friends. if youre not using a cheating app and you wanna get down, my...

Tue, 31 May 2011 13:30:52 -0400

Let’s play Words With Friends. if youre not using a cheating app and you wanna get down, my username is ‘joveyslice’. http://bit.ly/dK8DdN

I think this is an appropriate place to begin.

Sun, 29 May 2011 23:07:36 -0400

I think this is an appropriate place to begin.

obviously it’s the three of us. you two got the hearttt.

Fri, 25 Sep 2009 06:02:18 -0400

obviously it’s the three of us. you two got the hearttt.

yeah we’ll talk shit, were the locals, bitch.

Fri, 25 Sep 2009 06:02:18 -0400

yeah we’ll talk shit, were the locals, bitch.

gotta love $20 comp tabs.

Fri, 25 Sep 2009 01:07:47 -0400

gotta love $20 comp tabs.