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September 2011

9 posts

RT @TheIlluminati: When the pain is great enough, we will let anyone be the doctor.

Sep 12, 2011

never forget.

Sep 11, 2011

you know whats funny? facebook messages from freshman year of college. i was the man.

Sep 10, 2011

i’m like tom cruise, i’m the top gun.

Sep 8, 2011

only the best for you.

Sep 5, 2011

RT @wooburn: We never truly know who we are.

Sep 4, 2011

RT @TheIlluminati: Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get.

Sep 3, 2011

is there a politically correct term for threesome?

Sep 2, 2011

i wish it was the weekend.

Sep 1, 2011

June 2011

6 posts

RT @bigfish_bigswag: Why does nick cannon host a show about talent….

Jun 9, 2011

RT @LovesTheCrack: Kids want a water fight… use a wet brick.

Jun 8, 2011

RT @THEStaceyFace: Better off home on a saturday night with all my doors locked up tight; I won’t be thinkin’ about you, baby.

Jun 5, 2011

RT @Tommy_Tantrum: #indicatorsofamericanstupidity Family Guy is wildly popular and in its 10th season. Arrested Development was cancelle …

Jun 4, 2011

“and….. NO ONE FUCKING LOOKS AT YOUR WRIST” @w4rri

Jun 3, 2011

so nice to sleep in a house with central air. I’m in heaven.

Jun 2, 2011

May 2011

2 posts

Let’s play Words With Friends. if youre not using a cheating app and you wanna get down, my username is ‘joveyslice’. http://bit.ly/dK8DdN

May 31, 2011
May 29, 201187 notes

September 2009

185 posts

obviously it’s the three of us. you two got the hearttt.

Sep 25, 2009

yeah we’ll talk shit, were the locals, bitch.

Sep 25, 2009

gotta love $20 comp tabs.

Sep 25, 2009
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