RT @TheIlluminati: When the pain is great enough, we will let anyone be the doctor.
you know whats funny? facebook messages from freshman year of college. i was the man.
i’m like tom cruise, i’m the top gun.
only the best for you.
RT @wooburn: We never truly know who we are.
RT @TheIlluminati: Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get.
is there a politically correct term for threesome?
i wish it was the weekend.
RT @bigfish_bigswag: Why does nick cannon host a show about talent….
RT @LovesTheCrack: Kids want a water fight… use a wet brick.
RT @THEStaceyFace: Better off home on a saturday night with all my doors locked up tight; I won’t be thinkin’ about you, baby.
RT @Tommy_Tantrum: #indicatorsofamericanstupidity Family Guy is wildly popular and in its 10th season. Arrested Development was cancelle …
“and….. NO ONE FUCKING LOOKS AT YOUR WRIST” @w4rri
so nice to sleep in a house with central air. I’m in heaven.
Let’s play Words With Friends. if youre not using a cheating app and you wanna get down, my username is ‘joveyslice’. http://bit.ly/dK8DdN
obviously it’s the three of us. you two got the hearttt.
yeah we’ll talk shit, were the locals, bitch.
gotta love $20 comp tabs.