the chronicles.

RT @TheIlluminati: When the pain is great enough, we will let anyone be the doctor.

never forget.

you know whats funny? facebook messages from freshman year of college. i was the man.

i’m like tom cruise, i’m the top gun.

only the best for you.

RT @wooburn: We never truly know who we are.

RT @TheIlluminati: Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get.

is there a politically correct term for threesome?

i wish it was the weekend.

RT @bigfish_bigswag: Why does nick cannon host a show about talent….

RT @LovesTheCrack: Kids want a water fight… use a wet brick.

RT @THEStaceyFace: Better off home on a saturday night with all my doors locked up tight; I won’t be thinkin’ about you, baby.

RT @Tommy_Tantrum: #indicatorsofamericanstupidity Family Guy is wildly popular and in its 10th season. Arrested Development was cancelle …

“and….. NO ONE FUCKING LOOKS AT YOUR WRIST” @w4rri

so nice to sleep in a house with central air. I’m in heaven.

Let’s play Words With Friends. if youre not using a cheating app and you wanna get down, my username is ‘joveyslice’. http://bit.ly/dK8DdN

obviously it’s the three of us. you two got the hearttt.

yeah we’ll talk shit, were the locals, bitch.

gotta love $20 comp tabs.